Today, I had a conversation with a friend about the only bird that can fly backwards. Obviously, it's a humming bird, and that is what I told her - but she argued and debated for nearly an hour about how I was wrong until I finally opened up a page on Google and shoved her face against my computer screen saying, 'READ'. She hasn't apologized, but I am sure she feels like quite the Jackith Assith. (old English swearing for the win!) Anyway, as random as this post is I just felt as though I should acknowledge the stupidity displayed here. Anyone with half a fucking brain cell should know by 17 years of age that a humming bird is the absolute only bird that can fly backwards and hover perfectly in place. But apparently not. And thus, I have lost faith and humor for the species called humans.
But before I conclude this entire blog post, I should like to remind you all something very important. Kangaroo's cannot hop backwards, therefore should you ever find yourself in a sticky situation in Australia, just get behind him. (:
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